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Harvard Sucks

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Drinking Game Rules:

Give a Harvard kid 5 beers. They'll jump all over it, because they're money-grubbers and cheapasses. Of course, you can't give them more than 5 beers, because that'll be way to much for them and they'll run home crying.

The point of the beer: It's nice to get someone drunk before you physically destroy them. You know you're gonna kick their ass anyways. You might as well be nice about it and at least get them drunk so it hurts less.

The 'endurance' part of this game comes from the fact that you have to time how long these kids can take an asswhooping before passing out.
 
 

Comments
More like this, by Bacardi 151 , 3/12/2004:
We need more games like this...
 
Come on, by Guest_Your Daddy, 3/12/2004:
You have to be kidding me. You're just jealous because we at Harvard are richer than you.
 
affa, by Guest_i agree, 3/22/2004:
good thing i have so much money i dont have to go to college. harvard can lick my hairy ballz
 
New Lord, by Guest_Matt, 4/1/2004:
I'm the new Drink Lord bitches!
 
That's right, by Guest_Drink Lordess, 4/4/2004:
Assume the position bitches.
 
School is For the Uncool, by Guest_Sarah, 4/18/2004:
I don't think you should be nice at all. Beat their asses, get them drunk, and beat their asses again.
 
ser, by Guest_wow, 4/15/2007:
sounds like some one's a little jealous they couldn't get into college- or just some stupid bitch from one of those other shitty ivy league schools



HARVARD ROCKS!!!


 
Nope, you're a bitch., by Guest_Eli, 6/15/2007:
Yeah, Harvard is teh RAWXORZ!!!11one



To the previous commenter: You're a fucking tool. Go back to studying.
 
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