Chinese Monkey

Ingredients:

  • 1/4 Oz Soy Sauce
  • 1/4 Oz Meat Tenderizer
  • 1/4 Oz Fat Cop Sweat
  • 1/4 Oz Gelatin From Pigs
  • 1/4 Oz Sour Milk That's Been Sitting In Your Cereal Bowl For 3 Days
  • 1/4 Oz Sour Apple Vodka
  • 1 Oz Condensed Milk
  • 1/2 Oz Grape Cough Syrup (couldn't Find Anything Better)
  • 1/4 Oz Licorice
  • 1/2 Oz Chimpanzee Blood From China
  • 1/4 Oz Acid Rain

How to build this mixed drink:

See the above. If you have any questions, you're probably too drunk for this shit.

 
 

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