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Pee Wee Herman

Ingredients:
  • 1/4 Oz Lemon Juice
  • 1/2 Oz Cream Corn
  • 1/4 Oz Donkey Ejaculate
  • 1/4 Oz Chopped Up Gummi Worms
  • 1/2 Oz Sky Blue
  • 1/4 Oz Liquid Fart From George Bush's Grandmother
  • 1/4 Oz Unscented Body Lotion (or Cold Cream)
  • 1/2 Oz Smirnoff Vodka
  • 1/4 Oz Southern Comfort
  • 1/4 Oz Shaved Toenails From Your Brother Who Hasn't Taken A Bath In 3 Weeks
  • 1/4 Oz French Cappucino
  • 1/4 Oz Contact Solution

How to build this mixed drink:

See the above. Mix well. Make sure the person has had enough alcohol to not notice the ejaculate and the chunks.
 
 

Comments
gross, by Guest_dj, 7/1/2005:
grow the fuck up dude
 
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