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1-900-fuck-me-up

Ingredients:
  • 1/2 Oz. Vodka
  • 1/4 Oz. Grand Marnier
  • 1/4 Oz. Chambord
  • 1/4 Oz. Midori Melon Liqueur
  • 1/4 Oz. Malibu Rum
  • 1/4 Oz. Amaretto
  • 1/2 Oz. Cranberry Juice
  • 1/4 Oz. Pineapple Juice
  • 1 Pinch Of Sugar

How to build this mixed drink:

Mix in a random cup - or, if you are blessed enough to have one, a proper mixer. Pour the mix into two shotglasses. Then, lick your partner somewhere, pour the sugar in that same spot, take the shot, and lick the sugar off.
 
 

Comments
Too Many Ingredients, by James , 12/11/2005:
Anyone else feel like this one has too many ingredients?
 
it does, by Guest_tree, 12/15/2006:
The name serves it well. I had my first one last night and WWHHEWWW...good thing I wasnt driving...although it took more then one.
 
rrtttttt, by Guest_horny college bitch, 6/27/2007:
seriously my girls and me like to get wet and wild every now and then so like um we got this funnel my bf bought me for my 20th bday and like he put it in my asshole tehehe kinda gross i know but then he funneled this amazing mix into my body and i seriously had an ORGASM but umm...I had the shits haha so I would only funnel it into the vag ladies! sorry boys : /





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a funnel huh, by Guest_drunkman21, 10/16/2007:
hey funnel girl how bout we get together to test out ur funnel again. i can make sum awsome mixed drinks that will make u drunk as hell and a horny lil girl hahahahah
 
a funnel huh, by Guest_drunkman21, 10/16/2007:
hey funnel girl how bout we get together to test out ur funnel again. i can make sum awsome mixed drinks that will make u drunk as hell and a horny lil girl hahahahah
 
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